00003
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00003 (a cat)
Abstract
Toe beans on ground placed down and up. Low frequency vibrations radiating.
Concrete
Whiskered quadrupedal mammal with at least one prehensile tail. Must be preconditioned to cause mischief.
Implimentation
Vocal Qualities
- low melodious purrs
- Occasional hisses
- Some yowls, howls, and growls when angered
Paw Qualities
- Lovely wonderful toe beans
- Hidden retractable claws
- These may shift from wonderful soothing pats to horrific slicing knives in the blink of an eye.
- Destroy clothes
Tail Qualities
- Lovely and prehensile
- Full control over every millimetre
- Evolutionary superiority
- Very elegant beautiful action
Face Qualities
- Whiskers
- Very sensitive and well suited for not bumping into things
- Ultra cute
- Large eyes good for night vision
- Also terribly cute
Homo-sapien Interactions
- Very calming to pet (until they aren't)
- Are the boss of homo-sapiens
- This matter is non-negotiable
Introduction
Depending on who you talk to, cats are often regarded as simultaneously the nicest most wonderful animals ever and also the spawn of Satan. They are the marmite of the animal world. They are lovely devious animals.
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